WHILE STARMER FLASHES HIS MORAL VOID AND FARAGE GETS A BBC FLUFF JOB, THE PEOPLE
CARRY ON FIGHTING
~ Tabitha Troughton ~
For UK comedy, these days one has to depend on the promotional videos still
scuttling out from the Prime Minister’s office, like perky little cockroaches.
In the recent attempt to launch “Phase 2” of the government, together with “a
more powerful Number 10”, the feet of Downing Street staff trudge upstairs
(“don’t show our faces!”); the Prime Minister tries to place papers neatly into
a folder, and fails; the Prime Minister tries to enthuse his team with “good
spirits, confidence and conviction”; someone’s hand fiddles, too menacingly,
with a ballpoint. A final close-up shows the Prime Minister clicking, with great
concentration, followed by a smirk of triumph, on a mouse.
There isn’t, curiously, an England flag in sight—not even a Union Jack; just a
sizeable painting of a large, vaguely human-shaped, melting, black blob,
directly behind the prime-ministerial chair. It’s not, of course, a depiction of
a lost soul, but still the country flails, trapped in Starmer’s moral
dissolution. Racists waving flags menace asylum seekers, people of colour, and
their allies: Starmer says he loves flags. People swallow vicious, hate-filled
lies, egged on by billionaires and supremacists: Starmer “gets” the lies; Great
Yarmouth faces a weekend of “the UK’s biggest white power gig for a decade”:
Yvette Cooper is wheeled forward to confirm that her house is permanently
tricked out like a mini-roundabout.
Since then, we’ve had a Cabinet reshuffle which resembles nothing more than the
Cups and Balls trick. “You thought David Lammy was under here? No, he’s
miraculously turned up here! Oooh, where’s Yvette Cooper gone?”—except that
nobody cares where the balls are, and there’s already far too much bollocks to
cope with. Assisted suicide! Badgers! Farm tax! Water shit! Cost of living!
Welfare cuts! Peter Mandelson!
The British public, welded to the rails, stares down the barrel of a train
tunnel, from which a puffing, jeering, farting, purplish monstrosity lurches
towards them.
But worry not, Parliament has been back at work since 1 September and is
carrying on as usual. A peaceful young woman in prison is on hunger strike, and
in critical condition, detained for 9 months so far without trial. Police are
holding back tears as they arrest peaceful protestors for terrorism. Meanwhile
the Israeli government continues to starve Gaza and erase it, and increase the
conquest of the West Bank. More IDF soldiers have kill themselves.
Presumably in later years Starmer will think back fondly to the time he united
opposite poles at asylum demos, with the chants of “Keir Starmer’s a wanker”
coming heartily from both sides. That’s the cost of holding the centre, say the
grown-ups, shaking their heads, but the centre has not held, even if “being a
bit murdery” could exist, and, sadly, anarchy has yet to be loosed upon the
world. Instead, Labour’s backroom boys are now “fighting like rats in a pack”
over the leadership succession, which, again, no-one else cares about—unless
perhaps someone is busy trying to reanimate Margaret Thatcher’s corpse.
What’s to say about Reform UK, except that the large majority of the country
seriously do not want them, despite continuing, slavishly fawning publicity from
the mainstream media? Almost every time the mobile group of flag-wavers appear
in front of what everyone persists in calling “hotels”, they’re outnumbered.
Reform are losing councillor after councillor. Their four MPs, and the
leadership, already fight like venal politicians in a sack. The Great Yarmouth
white power gig turned out to have sold around 500 tickets, about the size of a
bowls club, and has now, thanks to locals and campaign groups, been cancelled.
Nigel Farage, who, as Il Duce-elect, still needs to retain his parliamentary
seat, has come out as hating his own constituency.
Fail not the BBC, which can make Uriah Heep look like a man of principle on a
Sunday. Never mind what the people want: Reform, with its lies and racists and
fear-mongering and riot-stoking and threats and long-held desire to make
handguns freely available is what, we’re being told, they are going to get.
“Unless Starmer is able to meet this moment”, falters the Guardian hopefully,
like someone trying to insert a metal key into an electronic lock.
And lo! Into this horrible scenario gallops Zack Polanski, the new leader of the
Green Party, his stallion of truth for once charging down the media bull,
meriting not only more coverage in 5 minutes than the Green Party has had in a
decade, but a picture in the understandably conflicted Guardian which made him
look like a vampiric Shrek. And yea! Looming in the background are Corbyn and
Sultana’s “Not Your Party” which manages to be far more attractive than Reform,
despite not having a leader, or leaders, or even a manifesto—by golly it’s the
Paris Commune! Or maybe State and Revolution.
All the while, the people carry on, fighting against this genocidal black pall.
From the heart of the Cotswolds to the centre of Edinburgh, from the doubling of
numbers queuing for arrest in London’s Parliament Square, to the thousands on
the streets of Belfast, the last few days alone are bursting with increased
opposition. It’s astonishing. We should do all we can to make it effective, too.
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AS REFORM UK SPLITS OVER A STALE DEBATE, MUSLIM WOMEN’S VOICES REMAIN
CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT
~ James Horton ~
Many had thought very little about Sarah Pochin upon her tight win in the
Runcorn and Helsby by-election on May 1st. They know what they think of her now.
Upon her first ever question in PMQs on June 4th, the new Reform UK MP seems to
have split her party’s small collective of big-names, for the second time this
year. And whilst the tiresome tumult of high-politics squabbling and fallouts
have ensnared media attention, a much more important point has gone unnoticed:
discussions about banning the headscarf used by some Muslim women is now
swirling in even “respectable” right-wing circles.
Not even 24 hours passed and the Daily Express released a poll to their
readership on the issue of a Burqa ban. Other outlets sent their swarm of
reporters after Richard Tice to get a firmer grasp on Reform’s stance on the
Burqa just a day following.
Since the question was posed, Zia Yusuf, party Chairman of Reform UK, has
resigned and then rejoined, choosing not to explicitly state the reason for his
momentary departure. Following PMQs, he called the choice to ask the question
“dumb” because it “wasn’t policy”. Yusuf’s choice to dump and rekindle Reform
has entirely swallowed the British media, as article after article is milked
from a situation which has been largely kept close to Reform’s chest.
Actually, it is a wonder the topic of Burkas hasn’t had this much traction
earlier, given how malignant it’s been on the European continent. One is made
aware, as Pochin pointed out in her question, that in France the ban on
full-face coverings was implemented in April of 2011, with Belgium and Denmark
following suit in 2011 and 2018 respectively.
Muslim women’s clothing has been an issue on which the liberal and conservative
centre has frequently aligned with the far right. The political furor it caused
amongst Labour cabinet members in the mid-2000s is a landmark in the history of
British social policy, whereas Boris Johnson’s now-infamous Daily Telegraph
article comparing Muslim women wearing the Burqa to “letterboxes” and “bank
robbers” did not seem to hinder his ascension to Number 10 one year later.
The argument put forward by advocates of a ban is multi-pronged. On the one
hand, these commentators and politicians raise “security concerns” about the
Burqa’s potential to conceal identity—implying the constant threat of the Muslim
person in British society. This was indeed the line of questioning that Pochin
chose in PMQs, proposing the ban “in the interest of public safety”.
On the other hand, they attribute to Muslim women a lack of agency in their own
homes and communities regarding the decision what to wear, alleging their
subservience to tyrannical men who govern their lives. This line of argument was
seen in Reform UK depute leader Richard Tice’s comment yesterday: “Let’s ask
women who wear the burka, is that genuinely their choice?”—implying, of course,
that it was not. It seems Tice is willing to discuss patriarchy only when it is
a marginalised community that is subject to scrutiny.
In “A Dying Colonialism” Frantz Fanon discusses the European mindset and
attitude towards the Muslim community and women’s place within it: “It described
the immense possibilities of woman, unfortunately transformed by the Algerian
man into an inert, demonetized, indeed dehumanized object. The behavior of the
Algerian was very firmly denounced and described as medieval and barbaric”.
This notion, that the Muslim man is not only an external threat to the
non-Muslim world but is an internal oppressor of Muslim women, is rife at
moments like this. Far from a discussion about the nature of religious
institutions and their role in female oppression, this is a blatant attack on
the Muslim community, given a liberal lick of paint.
Notably absent from the conversation is the voice of Muslim women. There is no
point denying that feminist movements in predominantly-Muslim parts of the world
are facing more setbacks than those in much of contemporary Europe. But no
current discussion in Britain seems to account for the agency of those
individuals who for religion and/or social reasons choose to wear the Burqa, or
another type of veil, or just a head covering. It seems evident from recent
events in Iran and Kurdistan that Muslim women are very well capable of speaking
for themselves on the issue. They certainly do not need posh white people in
positions of exalted power and privilege to speak for them.
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